@kali.wanders
@kali.wanders
@kali.wanders
@kali.wanders
@kali.wanders
@kali.wanders
be extra. do it for marie antoinette.
cant wait til i move to another country and be that girl that disappeared to live her life
I need to dance in a pretty lingerie listening to obscure French music. Aphrodite wants it. Sorry I don’t make the rules.
(via pursuitofcouture)
Pretend ur invasive self hating thoughts r being said to u by a 13 y/o boy on xbox live trying to get a rise out of you like
“Your girlfriend dumped you because you’re ugly”
that’s nice tim isn’t it past ur bedtime
also, if you have intrusive violent thoughts, pretend they’re being said to u by an annoying backseat driver
“drive into that pole”
thanks karen or i could not do that
Perfect
you can also pretend that the Super Paranoid thoughts are being said by that conspiracy theorist in your history class
“maybe they poisoned you”
maybe you should fuck off, geoffrey-with-a-g
OHH MAN I DO THIS SHIT EVERY DAY
My favorite for intrusive anxious thoughts is to pretend Spock’s behind you with an answer.
“did I lock the door-”
captain you have locked the door every day for over ten years, and it is very hard for most people to break even subconscious habits, so you most definitely locked the door
I told my new psychiatrist about how I learned this from y'all and his eyes lit up. He didn’t smile but he did nod a whole bunch of times, it was great.
I like to pretend that my intrusive thoughts are being said to me by a super uptight religious white lady
“god hates you because you don’t believe in him”
“your failures are too great to be forgiven by anyone”
“everything you do is wrong and you are going to burn in hell”
thanks for the input brenda but fuck right off
I would just like to say that I love you all for this idea.
Reblogging this for a friend.
“you’re a parasite on society at large and your friends in specific - ”
fuck off greg
You can also pretend you’re resisting the Imperius curse, I do that sometimes.
“Next time you go past the deep fryer, stick your hands right in the hot oil.”
“Why? Stupid thing to do really. No, I don’t think I will, thanks.”
I’m going to queue this forever since it’s a coping mechanism that might actually help me and i keep forgetting about it
Imagine saying all your fears/self doubt aloud to Mad Eye Moody. “’Scuse me,” he growled. “You’ve got strengths if I SAY you’ve got them.” And when you’re anxious and are thinking CONSTANT VIGILANCE he’ll scoff and say, “Why are you doing my job for me, eh?”
When I think bad things about how I look or how my body is shaped, I’ll imagine Brendon Urie going ‘It’s not a bad ______’ like he does in the Drunk History of Fall Out Boy video ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjmXSJ_onTk ) when he’s talking about Pete Wentz’s leaked pic. It helps a lot.
(Source: tkkatherineblog, via rosylagoon-deactivated20190424)
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